you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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