I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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