Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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