ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
that may or may not have been my penis.
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