Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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