I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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