Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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