i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm sobbing to NWA
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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