im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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