I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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