Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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