Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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