Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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