quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
A+ Viking dick
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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