i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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