dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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