Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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