Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
as a side note pls kill me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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