If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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