a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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