Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Mom said you looked used
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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