You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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