And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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