Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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