Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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