i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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