I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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