i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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