Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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