The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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