The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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