Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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