R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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