My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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