and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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