What a fucking waste of an outfit
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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