Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
People in love make me want to vomit
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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