sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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