She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
two words...techno handjob
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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