Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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