We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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