Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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