is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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