OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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