He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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