Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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