I just made out with a guy for $7.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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