who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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