Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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