We need to rekindle our bromance
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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