i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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