Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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