it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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